September 2008
4 posts
Ray Nagin is George Costanza
I’ve read the following quotes from Ray Nagin over the last couple of days:
“You need to be scared”
“If you decide to stay, you are on your own”
“We really don’t have the resources to rescue you after this”
I was reminded of the scene where George Costanza pushes children and an old lady out of the way to escape an apartment fire. I’m...
Table Tennis Color Commentary
During the Table Tennis Gold Medal match between Ma Lin and Wang Hao, the following remarks were made by the commentators:
“Break it down, style-wise”
“The strongest forehand on the planet, pure power”
“Whoever controls the short, soft balls…”
“Ma Lin has really developed a reputation as being the Jim Kelly of table tennis”
“They...
August 2008
7 posts
Sarah Palin == Tina Fey
Mustache Comb Necklace
There are several funny things about this:
It’s a mustache comb
It’s on a necklace
It costs $168
If I were capable of growing a mustache and had $168, this would be hanging around my neck.
However, the more I think about it, this is the perfect accessory for the man who doesn’t have a mustache. What better way to make friends than to offer to comb someone’s mustache...
Confidence
Generic NBC Interviewer: If I had told you before the race that you would beat Jeremy Warner by .99 seconds, almost 1 full second, would you believe me? Lashawn Merritt: Sho’ would have.
Annual Foot Migration
I love this time of year, when disarticulated feet migrate across the ocean to spawn on the beaches of the pacific northwest.
Peninsula Daily News
Kung-Fu Jesus
Kung-Fu Jesus is my favorite Jesus.