Look What I Almost Stepped In!: Archive

Jul 8th

Baconator FTW

Have you ever been at Wendy’s and thought, “I really should try and eat healthy but that Baconator is calling my name”? Well, you don’t have to ignore the Baconator any more. Here is a comparison of the key nutritional elements of the Baconator and the Chicken BLT Salad Chicken BLT Salad Baconator Calories 780 830 —from...

Nov 27th

U-T-A-H Fight, Fight, Fight, Fight

Pics from the Utah-BYU game yesterday Sad BYU Fans The final score Rushing the field when the game was over Jesus Loves the U. He also loves the ladies. I have no idea WHAT this is but it seemed pretty enthusiastic

Nov 24th

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Parents' Complete Guide to Day Camps

Today I decided to search my local library’s catalog for John Hodgman’s book “The Areas of My Expertise”. They don’t have it, which is disappointing. However, the list of books that most closely match my search criteria are listed below. Area seven Bared fangs Career smarts Career strategies to last a lifetime Careers Arena / Arena: Sports SF / Aren’t...

Nov 20th

Sharks with Frickin' Laser Beams

Has anyone else seen this? The sharks in Lego Agents Speedboat Rescue have frickin laser beams on their heads. Classic.

Nov 13th

Suck it, High Rollers!!!

I’m in Vegas for Devconnections and after a ridiculously huge portion of Shepherd’s Pie at the Cheesecake Factory I put $4 in the penny slots. Well, it must be my lucky day because I won $65. I REALLY wish they had the kind of slots that actually dispense money instead of just beeping real loud because it would have been AWESOME for 6,500 pennies come flying out of that sucker.

Nov 12th

It's A Guy In A Suit

Someone has stabilized the famous video of Bigfoot. I can’t believe it took so long for someone to do this.

Sep 16th

DJ Lance

My sister-in-law grew up to be DJ Lance of Yo Gabba Gabba, which is weird because she doesn’t have that much orange stuff.

Sep 10th

The Ghost of Steve Jobs

I’m sorry, but even though he says the rumors of his death are greatly exaggerated, I’m not so sure. I think there’s a good chance that Steve Jobs died recently and his ghost appeared on stage at the iPod event today.

Sep 10th

Burt Kunkle

So I’m doing a mock-up of something at work and I needed a list of names to use. I’m tired of using the names of my co-workers and other people I know so I did a quick search for a random name generator. The first one that came up was, not surprisingly, called Random Name Generator. When I generated my list of names, this was the result: Burt Kunkle Bo Toke Andrea Armstrong Tyrone...

Sep 9th

Ray Nagin is George Costanza

I’ve read the following quotes from Ray Nagin over the last couple of days: “You need to be scared” “If you decide to stay, you are on your own” “We really don’t have the resources to rescue you after this” I was reminded of the scene where George Costanza pushes children and an old lady out of the way to escape an apartment fire. I’m...

Sep 1st

Table Tennis Color Commentary

During the Table Tennis Gold Medal match between Ma Lin and Wang Hao, the following remarks were made by the commentators: “Break it down, style-wise” “The strongest forehand on the planet, pure power” “Whoever controls the short, soft balls…” “Ma Lin has really developed a reputation as being the Jim Kelly of table tennis” “They...

Sep 1st

Sarah Palin == Tina Fey

Aug 30th

Mustache Comb Necklace

There are several funny things about this: It’s a mustache comb It’s on a necklace It costs $168 If I were capable of growing a mustache and had $168, this would be hanging around my neck. However, the more I think about it, this is the perfect accessory for the man who doesn’t have a mustache. What better way to make friends than to offer to comb someone’s mustache...

Aug 29th

Confidence

Generic NBC Interviewer: If I had told you before the race that you would beat Jeremy Warner by .99 seconds, almost 1 full second, would you believe me? Lashawn Merritt: Sho’ would have.

Aug 22nd

Annual Foot Migration

I love this time of year, when disarticulated feet migrate across the ocean to spawn on the beaches of the pacific northwest. Peninsula Daily News

Aug 5th

Kung-Fu Jesus

Kung-Fu Jesus is my favorite Jesus.

Aug 5th

Is This Even English?

Talking about “I Want to Hold Your Hand” by The Beatles, Ger Tillekins said: “There is the downward modulation in the middle eight, where the home key of G is shifted to C by pivoting on the minor fifth…” I know nothing about music but I’m almost positive that he’s just making this stuff up.

Aug 1st

The Hand

Jul 21st

Golf Course Faux Tilt Shift

Jul 18th

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Tree

Jul 17th

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Matt

Jul 16th

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Flowers

Jul 16th

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Train

Jul 14th

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Soldiers

Jul 13th

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DS

Jul 11th

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Blackberry Curve Pics

While I am scrimping and saving for DSLR I’ve decided to give myself an assignment. The way I see it, if I can take good pics with my Blackberry Curve then I’ll be able to take good pics with a DSLR. So, every day I am going to try and post a pic I’ve taken with my Curve. Here is the first one.

Jul 10th

This is why I hate Bicycling magazine

Want to renew? Send this card in. Or, don’t send it in and we’ll renew your subscription. Douchebags.

Jul 8th

TWIP

I am posting this because I want to win a Drobo http://twipphoto.com

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